The bird is fixed

The bird is fixed

gifsboom:

Video

The bird is backwards.

gifsboom:

Video

The bird is backwards.

mihlayn:

New Zealand’s finest.

mihlayn:

New Zealand’s finest.

thenvnow:

'Back to the Future' Makeup Aging vs. Reality

(via:tastefullyoffensive)

Automatic BTTF reblog

thenvnow:

Weight Loss: Zach Galifianakis 
The photo on the left is from the 2010 Hollywood Awards Gala in LA and the the photo on the right is from a recent screening of Birdman in New York. 

He looked happier fat.

thenvnow:

Weight Loss: Zach Galifianakis 

The photo on the left is from the 2010 Hollywood Awards Gala in LA and the the photo on the right is from a recent screening of Birdman in New York. 

He looked happier fat.

republicandoorknob:

nevver:

Barry Switzer

This is privilege in one sentence.

republicandoorknob:

nevver:

Barry Switzer

This is privilege in one sentence.

boomd:

foyobli:

these are two of my favorites humans on the entire planet. buy a damn tshirt. 
myhusbandstumor:

Almost 3 years ago, purmort had a seizure. While he was wearing this t-shirt.
He’s stillkickinthis because the good people at the Musella Foundation work so hard at brain tumor research that has directly affected his treatment. We want to say thank you (and fuck you, brain cancer) and this is how we’re doing it: you have 2 weeks to buy a t-shirt. Every penny we make is going right to Musella.
Thank you punchy and jameyerickson for making this real. 


Because cancer also entered my lexicon three years ago.
Because I kicked that shit in the face.
Because I am still winning.
Because this color green is rad.
Help fight cancer. Buy a shirt.

Ordered because fuck cancer.

boomd:

foyobli:

these are two of my favorites humans on the entire planet. buy a damn tshirt. 

myhusbandstumor:

Almost 3 years ago, purmort had a seizure. While he was wearing this t-shirt.

He’s stillkickinthis because the good people at the Musella Foundation work so hard at brain tumor research that has directly affected his treatment. We want to say thank you (and fuck you, brain cancer) and this is how we’re doing it: you have 2 weeks to buy a t-shirt. Every penny we make is going right to Musella.

Thank you punchy and jameyerickson for making this real. 

Because cancer also entered my lexicon three years ago.

Because I kicked that shit in the face.

Because I am still winning.

Because this color green is rad.

Help fight cancer. Buy a shirt.

Ordered because fuck cancer.

stayforthecredits:


Sundays.



One other thing Murray won’t do: He won’t say what he whispered to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.
“I guess the answer is, there’s somethin’ that makes it impossible to tell,” he says. “But I’ll tell ya a good story about it. I’m gettin’ on the ferry at Martha’s Vineyard, and some guy yells out from across the way, ‘Bill, what’d ya say to her?’ Everyone hears him ask, and I pause for a second with my mouth open and start to speak. And as I start to speak, the foghorn sounds, about a twenty-five-second blast, and I just”—Murray starts moving his lips silently—“I acted it out like I was saying something really sincere, and the crowd laughed so hard. It was great. I couldn’t have bought that moment.” 
—  The Master: Bill Murray. Bill Murray is 64 today.

stayforthecredits:

Sundays.

One other thing Murray won’t do: He won’t say what he whispered to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.

“I guess the answer is, there’s somethin’ that makes it impossible to tell,” he says. “But I’ll tell ya a good story about it. I’m gettin’ on the ferry at Martha’s Vineyard, and some guy yells out from across the way, ‘Bill, what’d ya say to her?’ Everyone hears him ask, and I pause for a second with my mouth open and start to speak. And as I start to speak, the foghorn sounds, about a twenty-five-second blast, and I just”—Murray starts moving his lips silently—“I acted it out like I was saying something really sincere, and the crowd laughed so hard. It was great. I couldn’t have bought that moment.” 

—  The Master: Bill Murray. Bill Murray is 64 today.

fdiesal:

Just chilling at the Guthrie on a lovely Sunday. Minneapolis I miss living in you but thankfully you’re just a hop over the river. #mn #MPLS

fdiesal:

Just chilling at the Guthrie on a lovely Sunday. Minneapolis I miss living in you but thankfully you’re just a hop over the river. #mn #MPLS

unamusedsloth:

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]